[TiDBer Chat Session 80] Do Aliens Exist?! It's Time to Give TiDB Superpowers!

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Original topic: 【TiDBer 唠嗑茶话会 80】外星人存在?!是时候给 TiDB 上个超能力了!

| username: 社区小助手

At a hearing held by the U.S. Congress on July 26, former intelligence officials accused the Pentagon of concealing important discoveries such as “alien activities” and “alien vehicles,” publicly stating that the U.S. has already discovered aliens and even found non-human bodies. It’s like science fiction becoming reality.

If aliens really exist, then superpowers don’t seem far off! It’s time to discuss giving TiDB some superpowers :face_with_peeking_eye: What TiDB superpower do you most want? Is it database fault prediction: predicting the time and cause of database faults in advance, taking measures to ensure the TiDB cluster always remains stable? Or is it time reversal, achieving second-level migration of large amounts of data to TiDB, making data migration extremely efficient?

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What TiDB superpower do you most want?

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2023.8.4-2023.8.11

| username: ShawnYan | Original post link

ALL IN TiDB. :cowboy_hat_face:

| username: xfworld | Original post link

It can run on a single machine with efficiency not lower than MySQL.
It can be expanded into a distributed system, and with a small amount of data, its efficiency is not lower than MySQL.

It can support UDF, meeting more possibilities for pushdown…

| username: waeng | Original post link

ALL IN TiDB

| username: 半瓶醋仙 | Original post link

AI Automated Repair for TiDB Failures

| username: tidb菜鸟一只 | Original post link

I think it should be the kind of automatic system that can judge system load, automatically optimize SQL parsing, automatically modify system parameters, and then automatically scale the system, ultimately achieving database autonomy without any human intervention…

| username: 我是咖啡哥 | Original post link

Automatic tuning, automatic risk analysis, and report generation.

| username: ffeenn | Original post link

Become a DBA and do all the work of a DBA.

| username: coderv | Original post link

Predictive maintenance is pretty good.

| username: cy6301567 | Original post link

Now I browse the TiDB forum every day.

| username: 裤衩儿飞上天 | Original post link

Foresee the future :upside_down_face:

| username: redgame | Original post link

Hiring a DBA makes things fast. Without a DBA, things slow down. Give DBAs a livelihood and respect!

| username: 摊煎饼果子的蒙其 | Original post link

Let the aliens come out and meet, to discuss the mysteries of the universe and the ultimate meaning of life.

| username: 胡杨树旁 | Original post link

Data migration has become very efficient.

| username: Hacker007 | Original post link

Self-healing of faults

| username: TiDBer_pFFcXLgY | Original post link

AI + TiDB

| username: Jellybean | Original post link

Automatic fault detection and automatic repair, etc.

To become an “intelligent” database, TiDB transforms into AIDB.